Just picture this scenario:

Your green home is super-insulated, and made from recycled logs, and is a warm and comfortable refuge against the chill night.

The spirits and passion are rising, and you all remove your outer hemp clothing to change into something more comfortable. One of the beautiful women giggles as she reveals her edible panties.

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Hi Onjenoo Fans,

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To: Onjenoo Fans
From: Zoey and the Onjenoo Family
Have a Very Merry SeXmas

Christmas morning has arrived,
and with it lots of cheer,
but sadly one thing’s missing,
my love she is not here.

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Good Evening fellow Onjenoos,

I bet you are wondering where I have been, right? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, I have been here. Just working hard on the Onjenoo web site. I am in the midst of getting everything ready so that by February 14, Onjenoo will make its debut as the ‘belle of the toy and relationship product ball’.

I also have a hectic travel schedule coming up. I’ll be headed to the East Coast to meet with Onjenoo’s CTO and the rest of the technology team in mid-January, then it’s Vegas to meet with vendors in February, followed by my fun St. Paddy’s Day trip to Chicago with one of my best friends, and finally I come home and get ready to attend all spring and summer trade shows in Los Angeles.

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Good Morning,
Welcome to the Onjenoo blog. The mother of all blogs (or at least I hope it will be) that showcases adult/relationship-enhancement products (pc term for ‘sex toys’), conducts product reviews and provides a forum to freely express ideas and commentary on sex and relationships. In addition, it will provide information on cancer and its effects on sexuality and intimacy in an effort to educate visitors. Lastly, the blog will provide a launching pad for a new line of sexy lifestyle products called, Onjenoo, so stay tuned for that.

In the meantime, grab some joe (as in coffee), a pen and paper for some note taking, and start reading. Oh! Don’t forget to comment, contribute, write, or whatever floats your boat on the blog. I know you all have something to say about relationships, sex…yada, yada, yada. Plus, I need people to post and sign-up for my blog. It’s pretty sad that the only ones who have signed up so far are my lover, my parents, two siblings, and my dogs (Yup, how sad is that? I created email addresses for my pooches so that they get my blog updates via email. ). Besides knowing that my folks get the updates and what the subject matter is gives me the heebie jeebies.

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