by Mr. Cocky

Well, my good friend Zoey was kind enough to invite me to present the male perspective on the wonderful world of sex toys. I am just buzzing with excitement at the opportunity to spout off about why all these neat items are a must have in any evolved man’s bedroom. Let’s start with a few of the traditional items, and then move on into some places that no man may have gone before.

First, there are two reasons for a man to have access to sexual aids, or toys. The first is for masturbatory exploration, and the second is to enhance the pleasure of his intimate partners. Notice that I did not specify a gender preference here. That was because today’s man may indeed be hetero, homo, or bisexual. And, with that in mind, let’s go a hunting.

There are several products designed for masturbation. These can be as simple as the jelly sleeve, and as complicated as using electricity and urethral sounds for advanced play. There are prostate massagers, ball stretchers, penis pumps, replica vaginas, mouths, anus molds, regular dildos, erotic lotions, and much much more. All of these are designed to perform different functions for increased pleasure. Prostate massagers are the analog to the G-spot massagers used by women. Ball stretchers can extend the scrotal sac and apply a unique pressure that works in direct opposition to stroking the penis. Orgasms are intensified, and the feeling of one’s balls emptying while stretched tight is something that must be felt to be believed.

From personal experience, there is nothing quite like having your woman use her hands and a jelly sleeve during fellatio. The sensations of sucking and the movement of the sleeve along your penis as she squeezes your shaft and scrotum are literally mind-blowing. Some lubricants can be used, but they should be water soluble and tasteless. The sleeve can also stay in place for anal or vaginal penetration, and adds some girth to an erect penis. However, it creates differing sensations than non-enhanced intercourse, so one should experiment to see what positions are most comfortable and worthwhile to both parties.

Although I have no personal experience with this next technique, I have seen two men using jelly sleeves on each other. They can suck and massage their respective penises and give each other a different kind of orgasm, one that is both sensual and longer than a normal orgasm, since their cocks are both encased in the sleeves, restricting blood flow.

Cock rings are another item that is of enormous benefit to men, especially men who find sometimes that the old soldier is not saluting as he once did. The pressure exerted on the base of the penis traps the blood, and allows for a more rigid erection. Some cock rings have areas for vibrating bullets, and these add a new dimension to the pleasure of both partners, as the vibrations can be passed from the penis to the anus, or vaginal area.

Dildos and dildo harnesses or strap on dildos add another dimension to sex play. While most men are squeamish about having something stuck “UP THERE”, the prostate is an incredible erotic area located, you guessed it, up the poop shoot. Gay men have known forever the joys of prostate massage. When coupled with proper hygiene, there is nothing to fear. And the sensations are very interesting indeed, take it from me.

Straight men may feel they are turning ‘gay’ or ‘queer’ if they start enjoying strap on sex, but many hetero couples find it an immense turn-on, and very liberating for the woman, while building up huge dividends in the intimacy department. There is nothing shameful about self-pleasure, and sharing fantasies with your lover. It’s incredibly erotic, and shows a large level of trust. Plus, it’s hot!

Vibrators and dildos come in many flavors, sizes, vibrating and non-vibrating models, and waterproof as well. When combined with the proper lubes, and perhaps a condom, they can really push the envelope of sexual pleasure for men. The vibrations are also good for sore muscles in other areas, such as the lower back and neck.

A few of the more edgy toys include penis pumps and urethral sounds. Penis pumps can be used to draw a vacuum on the penis and scrotum for increased blood flow. Used with a cock ring, they can provide hours of entertainment.

Urethral sounds are used by doctors to detect obstructions in the urethra, where urine exits the penis. When place inside, and gently moved in and out, while masturbating the shaft, intense sensations are felt. Plenty of lube and sterile conditions are necessary, but the experience is unlike anything you have ever felt, especially during orgasm, when the urethra squeezes on the sound. Incredible!

Some sounds can also be used with electricity, but these are for edge play and need some special equipment to ensure safety.

Sex toys shaped like a woman’s vagina have been around as long as there have been men who could carve fruits or vegetables into satisfactory shapes. The modern version of this is the Fleshlight. It is designed to perfectly simulate oral, anal and vaginal openings. With the proper lube, a veritable cornucopia of new pleasures awaits you in the palm of your hand.

Another area that is being modernized is the ‘inflatable bitch’ or ‘inflatable doll’ type of toy. These are sometimes the butt of jokes, but a well constructed one can be very close to a real woman in feeling, including breasts and hair. The ultimate realization of this concept is the Real Doll. These are crafted of a special silicone material, and are customizable. They can be made for men or women, or both. Neither inexpensive, nor light, these dolls replicate all of the orifices of a real human, and weigh accordingly. They can also be posed, and used in wet conditions. Cleaning and hygeine with these toys is very easy.

Well, this has given you a little taste of some of the myriad and variety of sex toys.

Remember real men not only eat quiche, they get the eggs for it from their woman’s pussy!

Mr. Cocky