Good Morning Onjenoos,
I recall in a previous blog that I would write one more article before the year ends. So true to my word here it is. I decided to highlight that ever so taboo, yet pleasurable and exciting thing we call masturbation. Sit back, grab some bean juice (aka coffee), and happy reading. Xoxo, Zoey.

TO MASTURBATE OR NOT TO MASTURBATE
So what is the big deal if one wants to rub one out? Actually, it is a big deal. So much so that Chuck Berry, The Divinyls, Prince, Cyndi Lauper, The Who, Thomas Dolby, Berlin, The Buzzcocks (no surprise there), Tori Amos and many other musicians wrote songs about it. Plus, it is the focus of one of the world’s great artistic masterpieces, Salvador Dali’s “El Gran Masturbador” (Spanish for the great masturbator). The act of self-pleasure is a fascinating and complex topic that affects each of us differently.

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Hi Onjenoo Fans,

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To: Onjenoo Fans
From: Zoey and the Onjenoo Family
Have a Very Merry SeXmas

Christmas morning has arrived,
and with it lots of cheer,
but sadly one thing’s missing,
my love she is not here.

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Good Evening fellow Onjenoos,

I bet you are wondering where I have been, right? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, I have been here. Just working hard on the Onjenoo web site. I am in the midst of getting everything ready so that by February 14, Onjenoo will make its debut as the ‘belle of the toy and relationship product ball’.

I also have a hectic travel schedule coming up. I’ll be headed to the East Coast to meet with Onjenoo’s CTO and the rest of the technology team in mid-January, then it’s Vegas to meet with vendors in February, followed by my fun St. Paddy’s Day trip to Chicago with one of my best friends, and finally I come home and get ready to attend all spring and summer trade shows in Los Angeles.

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Good Evening Onjenoo fans,

Someone asked me the other day “what is the difference between a dildo and a vibrator?”. I explained to this person that a vibrator buzzes while a dildo doesn’t. This got me thinking about the different categories of sex toys, so I decided to post an article about it. With that said, here are the basic categories of sex toys.

Plus, before I forget I would like to educate you on the Onjenoo terminology:

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Good Evening Onjenoo fans,
As often as I get asked about the sex toys, the majority of questions revolve around the myths of using them: “Are they safe?; “Will I still need a partner?”, “What if I become addicted?”. Understandably, many are intimidated by the mere mention of the word ‘vibrator’. It could be because some were brought up to believe that masturbation is wrong or that by using toys it is somehow a reflection on your abilities as a sexual being. In addition, once these same people get over their apprehension, questions continue to swirl in their minds about the myths of using toys. Here’s a great article by Cory Silverberg that I thought I’d share with you. I hope that after reading, you too will come to the conclusion that SEX TOYS ARE GREAT! It is great to play with your toy alone or with your boy toy.

Oh and feel free to comment!

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Tis’ the season to be jolly…and frisky. Since we are in the midst of the holiday shopping, I thought I’d suggest my favorite 12 toys for those good little boy and girls, and since these ‘toys’ are for adults it really doesn’t matter if they’ve been naughty or nice. Actually, it may be better if they’ve been naughty…real naughty. So without further ado, I bring to you Onjenoo’s version of The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Much love,
Zoey, Onjenoo Resident Sexpert

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Good Morning,
Welcome to the Onjenoo blog. The mother of all blogs (or at least I hope it will be) that showcases adult/relationship-enhancement products (pc term for ‘sex toys’), conducts product reviews and provides a forum to freely express ideas and commentary on sex and relationships. In addition, it will provide information on cancer and its effects on sexuality and intimacy in an effort to educate visitors. Lastly, the blog will provide a launching pad for a new line of sexy lifestyle products called, Onjenoo, so stay tuned for that.

In the meantime, grab some joe (as in coffee), a pen and paper for some note taking, and start reading. Oh! Don’t forget to comment, contribute, write, or whatever floats your boat on the blog. I know you all have something to say about relationships, sex…yada, yada, yada. Plus, I need people to post and sign-up for my blog. It’s pretty sad that the only ones who have signed up so far are my lover, my parents, two siblings, and my dogs (Yup, how sad is that? I created email addresses for my pooches so that they get my blog updates via email. ). Besides knowing that my folks get the updates and what the subject matter is gives me the heebie jeebies.

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